Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy

I’m sure that there are readers out there somewhere that will hear a title like this and wonder at my overall mental state that I would eagerly jump at the chance to watch a film like this. I am equally certain, however, that a greater number of you out there (much, much greater, among regular readers of this blog) that read that title and wanted nothing more than to know where they could get their own copy.

The film opens with a group of explorers out in the jungle near Botswana that run afoul of a rare parasite that infects a female explorer by burrowing deep into her vagina. We then cut ahead a few years, as a group of Japanese teens (two guys and three girls) go on a road trip and stumble across an abandoned building filled with music, porn, a bath tub, and the frozen body on the infected explorer. While the teens all rush off to strip down and fool around a little, they sadly don’t notice as the explorer comes back to life and begins trying to infect the girls and feed off of the guys by eating their penises during sex. For those wondering, the recent American film Teeth was a more serious remake of this.

This movie does pretty much everything right. It features a nice, slimmed down cast, featuring four really hot girls that all get somewhat naked, it features a nice amount of goofy violence (the chomping sound whenever the monster bites off a guy’s penis was a nice tough), and, best of all, it combines the two. I’m always a little concerned when reviewing movies like this that I’m inadvertently revealing too much of myself when I say, for instance, that it was a huge turn-on when a girl was naked and screaming and her breasts were covered in blood, or when the one guy is fooling around with his big-titted girlfriend while their other female friend is passed out next to them. Still, I wouldn’t be a proper critic if I shied away from the tough answers here, now would I? Now go get this movie, it’s fucking hot and people die in it.

Rating: *** ½